On the fourth day of Christmas ... I strangled Satchmo

On the fourth day of Christmas my Satchmo chewed for me... Four doggie collars Four leather shoes Three organisers Two of Nina's moo-moos And a really nice honeysuckle tree The dog collars were all on Max's neck at the time. The leather shoes were all real favourites except one. The latest organiser had been bought only two months ago And the honeysuckle had been cultivated for years to the point where it climbed right over the wall. It's now a two-inch stump. Sigh.