On the fourth day of Christmas my Satchmo chewed for me...
Four doggie collars
Four leather shoes
Two of Nina's moo-moos
And a really nice honeysuckle tree
The dog collars were all on Max's neck at the time.
The leather shoes were all real favourites except one.
The latest organiser had been bought only two months ago
And the honeysuckle had been cultivated for years to the point where it climbed right over the wall. It's now a two-inch stump.